Wing


 * This is the page for the episode. For the character, see Wing Han Tsang.

"Wing" is the third episode of Season Nine, and the 128th overall episode of South Park. It aired on March 23, 2005.

Synopsis
The boys start a talent agency in hopes of making money from Token's singing talent.

Plot
Upon hearing that Token has won a contest that will allow him to sing at a beauty pageant and receive $200, the boys decide to mooch off of his talent by becoming his agents. They lose him to another talent agency, however, only to land a singer named Wing, who is the wife of the City Wok owner Tuong Lu Kim. Recently smuggled into the United States by the Chinese Mafia, Wing has been set to audition for American Idol, and the boys' "Super Awesome Talent Agency" agrees to bring her to Los Angeles for the competition. This venture does not go as planned, but the boys get a gig singing at the wedding of Sylvester Stallone's son after the boys enter Wing into The Contender. Sylvester Stallone was impressed with Wing's singing voice while she was being beaten to a pulp by one of the boxers on The Contender. However, by this time, Wing was kidnapped by the Chinese Mafia because Tuong Lu Kim did not pay the $10,000 he owed to them for getting her into the States. The boys, mistaking the Mafia for the talent agency that stole Token, go after them to get back their client. In the end, both the Mafia and the boys realize that their businesses are dirty and exploit the hopes of others, and all decide to quit and to listen to Wing sing at the wedding, only to find Token waiting tables, trying to earn enough money to get back home as apparently the agency doesn't actually do anything for you. Cartman takes the opportunity to rub in Token's bad luck. At the end of the episode, we find out that Wing is a real singer and see a promotional ad for her website.